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The gay agenda:

  • wake up
  • pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
  • push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
  • have gay lunch
  • go for a gay walk in the gay park
  • go to gay work and make gay money
  • go gay shopping
  • buy gay things
  • have gay dinner
  • pray that America will be destroyed
  • watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
  • go to sleep
  • have gay dreams

(Source: thedismembermentflan, via lgbtlaughs)

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    Yup this is pretty much it.
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    i’m straight and this is my agenda
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    No gay sex? Son, I am disappoint.
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